Time to get off that couch and do some vacuuming like you mean it. Through some squats in there too to lift and shape that mom-butt and you’ll get your cleaning done and your workout in.
I can smell a whole product line of stuff with the theme of making housework harder and heavier. Weighted dusters and vacuums, speed rags and the like.
Don’t blame me. If they NYTimes is bold enough to print this, it sure as shit must be true.