Our dear Church Beta Michael goes on to tell us (@14:00mins ) about how he made sure to accomdate all three absurd requests of his new wife (“Go get this from the car”x3) before consumating his marriage. Nevermind that they just spent at least 5-figures worth of money on a the most perfect wedding her mind could dream up, he still needed to go be her errand boy before she was ready to accept him into the vagina he just spent months, if not years earning.
What she was really doing is shit-testing him. She was begging him to be her Alpha male who took on the role of her dominant husband and require her to submit to his
leadership cock. His wife couldn’t have more blatantly invited him to tell her what’s what. That’s why she did it 3 times. Each time she was saying “Want ME more than what say I want”, “Show me you are strong enough to deflect my stupidity”. She doesn’t want to feel comfortable. She wants to feel turned-on; sexually aroused; she wants you to get that hamster running and rev her fucking tingle! And what does our dutiful Church Beta do?
And on the third time our Michael was denied his cock crowed… and he said “This is fun. If we don’t get to this point where we are free to enjoy each others body’s tonight, that’s fine.” And in so doing gave total control of his sexuality over to his wife.
Comment on how you would nuke this shit test.
A few of my ideas:
“Those things can wait until tomorrow, because it is time to make the donuts.”
“I have more important business to attend to. Like your body.”
“I’m sorry, but something has more important has arisen: My cock.”
“Ain’t gonna happen. This is D-Day for about 200million furious soldiers ready to invade your fertile grounds.”
“The golden calf can wait. My Israelites have been in the desert for 40 years and they are primed to enter the Promised Land of milk and honey.”